But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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