can u get pink eye on your cock?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So vagazzling was a success
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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