He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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