idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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