when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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