so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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