i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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