How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
