we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Is it penis luge time yet?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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