is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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