We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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