Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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