no, he came in my armpit
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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