i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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