you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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