first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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