I feel great
I just peed on a car
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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