I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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