no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
