We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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