Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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