JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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