Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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