matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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