I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
