Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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