i was rollin on her like bob the builder
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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