Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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