he shaved USA in his pubs
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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