That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
