so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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