I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just high enough for therapy.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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