We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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