I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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