you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
high people should be assigned attendants
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
