if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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