I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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