In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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