i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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