So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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