so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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