sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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