that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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