Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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