You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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