I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Even my vagina gasped.
So squirting runs in the family.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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