If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Randomize
