We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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