oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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