clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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