I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
